Get ready for a 5-star glittery comedy cabaret like no other with the New Act of the Year 2022 and Chortle Award 2023 finalists Flat & The Curves at Toulouse Lautrec!

Expect self-penned songs celebrating sex and sisterhood in a bra-burning evening of mischief. With riotous anthems that cover everything from online pornography to flat-pack furniture, these powerhouse vocalists will take you on an X-rated ride of musical debaurchery.

Dressed tit-to-toe in sequins, the comedy quartet can croon, warble and yodel their way through anything. Brace yourself for big voices, bold statements and a sparkly spectacle bursting with hilarity and full-frontal vulgarity.

Hailed as “truly remarkable” ☆☆☆☆☆ by Broadway World and “an evening of rip-roaring entertainment” ☆☆☆☆☆ by West End Wilma!

Arabella Rodrigo – Vocalist

Charlotte Brooke – Vocalist, Piano, Guitar

Issy Wroe Wright – Vocalist

Katy Baker – Vocalist